Terms & FAQ
What 9,99 kr buys you.
Nothing. This page sets out, in plain language, exactly what the 9,99 kr charge includes, what it does not include, and what to expect if you want your money back.
What is included
- One charge of 9,99 kr, taken once.
- An on-screen confirmation that nothing happened.
- Complete honesty about the absence of any product.
What is not included
- No physical item, and no shipment of any kind.
- No digital file, download, image, or unlock code.
- No service, consultation, support, or ongoing access.
- No certificate, receipt of ownership, or proof of anything.
- No membership, renewal, or future charge unless you choose the monthly option.
- No email, newsletter, or any other follow-up contact.
Refund expectations
Refunds are not offered.
Because nothing is delivered, there is nothing to return, exchange or cancel, and completed purchases of nothing are treated as final. You confirm, at checkout, that you understand you receive nothing in exchange for 9,99 kr. Payments are processed by Stripe, which handles disputes and chargebacks on our behalf — so if you raise a dispute with your bank or card issuer, the outcome is decided by them and Stripe, not by this store.
Terms of nothing
What you are agreeing to.
- 01The price of nothing is 9,99 kr. Shipping and taxes on nothing are 0,00 kr.
- 02You are not purchasing a product, a service, a licence, or any right of any kind.
- 03You will receive nothing. No goods, no files, no emails, no physical mail, no access, no future benefit.
- 04Nothing will never be shipped. No delivery date exists and none will be provided.
- 05No address, email address or personal details are collected, because there is nothing to send you.
- 06Because nothing is delivered, nothing can be returned, exchanged, or refunded.
- 07The default charge is one-time. Recurring billing only applies if you explicitly choose the monthly option.
- 08By checking the confirmation box at checkout you acknowledge that you understand all of the above.
In short: you are not buying anything, and you will receive nothing. If any part of this site led you to believe otherwise, that belief is incorrect.
Frequently asked questions
Questions about nothing.
- What exactly does the charge include?
- It includes the transfer of 9,99 kr from you, and nothing in return. That is the entire scope of the transaction.
- Will something arrive later?
- No. Nothing is shipped, emailed, downloaded, unlocked or delivered at any point, now or in the future. There is no later.
- Do I get a receipt or certificate?
- Your payment provider may show the charge on your statement. This store issues no certificate, no document and no proof of ownership, because there is nothing to own.
- Is this a subscription?
- Not by default. The standard purchase is one charge. A monthly option is available at checkout if you want nothing on repeat.
- Can I get a refund?
- No refund is offered. Nothing was delivered, so there is nothing to return. If you believe a charge was made in error or without your authorisation, contact your bank or card issuer: disputes and chargebacks are handled by Stripe, our payment processor, on our behalf.
- What if I change my mind after paying?
- The transaction is final on completion. You confirmed, before paying, that you understood you would receive nothing, so changing your mind does not create an entitlement to anything, including money back.
- Why would anyone do this?
- No reason is offered. The store is simply honest about the fact that it gives you nothing. It was created by an e-commerce student who would greatly appreciate the support, so he can create something, not nothing, in the future.