Gag gift
The gag gift that is literally nothing.
Most gag gifts are a cheap novelty that ends up in a drawer and then in a bin. This one skips that step. You pay 9,99 kr and the recipient receives nothing: no parcel, no email, no certificate and no code.
- Price
- 9,99 kr, once
- Delivered
- Nothing
- Packaging
- None
- Returns
- Impossible
Who it suits
- People who say "don't get me anything". Now you can take them literally.
- Friends who already own everything. Nothing is the one thing they don't have.
- Anyone tired of clutter. Nothing is never manufactured, packaged or shipped.
How it works
- 01 — Pay 9,99 kr at checkout. It is a one-time charge.
- 02 — Nothing is sent to you or to anyone else.
- 03 — Tell the recipient yourself. That is the whole joke.
Because nothing is delivered, nothing can be returned or refunded. Full details are in the Terms & FAQ.
Ways to give nothing
Nothing arrives, so the delivery is up to you. Some ideas:
- Hand over an empty card, or simply say "I got you nothing" and mean it.
- Show them your payment receipt. It is the only proof that nothing happened.
- Wrap an empty box you already have. We do not sell or send one.
Good to know before you buy
- Will the recipient get anything from you?
- No. We send nothing to them and nothing to you: no parcel, email, certificate or code.
- Are there extra fees?
- No. 9,99 kr is the full price, tax included. If you want to pay more, there is a pay-what-you-want option at checkout. You still get nothing.
- Can I get a refund if they don't laugh?
- No. Nothing is delivered, so nothing can be returned or refunded.
- Who runs this?
- Nothing2buy is a private student project and ultimately a joke. Real payments are treated as donations.