Gift guide
The gift of nothing.
For 9,99 kr you can give someone absolutely nothing. Nothing is not shipped, not wrapped and not delivered. It is a gag gift with no object attached — which means no plastic, no clutter, and nothing to throw away in January.
Give nothing — 9,99 krThe product
Nothing, gift edition.
Same nothing as everywhere else on this site. Give it once for 9,99 kr, give it every month, or decide the amount yourself — the recipient receives nothing in all three cases.
Give nothing
Pick how much nothing you would like to give. Nothing is delivered either way.
Choose your amount of nothing
What you will receive
Nothing.
No goods, no files, no emails, no access, no physical mail, no delivery, no later surprise. The charge is the entire transaction.
By continuing you agree to the Terms of Nothing.
Who it is for
- The person who has everything and wants nothing more.
- The colleague in a Secret Santa with a small budget and a dry sense of humour.
- Anyone who has asked you, sincerely, not to buy them anything.
- The friend who keeps saying they are decluttering.
What they receive
- No parcel, no card, no wrapping, no delivery.
- No digital file, download, voucher or gift code.
- No notification email to the recipient.
- No certificate saying nothing was given.
How to give it
Three steps, none of them a parcel.
- 01Pay 9,99 kr at checkout and confirm that nothing will be received.
- 02Tell the recipient you got them nothing. This is the only delivery mechanism.
- 03Nothing arrives. It keeps not arriving, indefinitely.
The store is run from Malmö, Sweden by an e-commerce student. The 9,99 kr goes towards building something that is, eventually, not nothing.
Frequently asked questions
Questions about gifting nothing.
- What is the gift of nothing?
- It is a one-time charge of 9,99 kr for nothing at all. No parcel is sent, no email is sent, and the recipient receives nothing. The joke is the whole gift.
- Is anything delivered to the recipient?
- No. Nothing is shipped, emailed or downloaded, to you or to anyone else. If you want the recipient to know, you have to tell them yourself.
- Is this a good gift for someone who has everything?
- It is the only gift they definitely do not have. They already own everything else, so nothing is the last remaining option.
- Is it eco-friendly?
- Nothing is never manufactured, packaged or shipped, so no plastic novelty item ends up in a drawer and then in a bin. Absence has a small footprint.
- How much does the gift of nothing cost?
- 9,99 kr, once. There is no renewal and no second charge.
- Can I get a refund on the gift of nothing?
- No. Nothing was delivered, so there is nothing to return. Full terms are on the Terms & FAQ page.